The Astrophage Flask
Inspired by the most terrifyingly efficient microbe in Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir, this Astrophage Fuel Cell Flask looks like it could power a starship—or accidentally end one. Designed with sci-fi aesthetics and lab-grade warning graphics, it’s a loving nod to the substance that kept humanity alive… and everyone very, very nervous.
Shaped like a mini fuel drum and stamped with barrel markings and hazard symbols we designed specifically for this flask, it’s the perfect mix of nerdy, realistic, and just a little unwise-looking.
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25 ounces of capacity! According to Alexa, that's close to a full 750ml bottle,
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Stainless steel with matte “hazard barrel” finish
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Leak-proof screw cap and industrial-style ridges
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Not actually dangerous... unless overfilled with confidence
Science-heavy. Nerd-approved. Completely non-sentient.*
Because sometimes the thing that saves the world… fits in your pocket.
*Probably.
At The Space Store, we want your journey with us to be stellar! If your recent purchase isn’t quite the right fit for your mission, you have 30 days to initiate a return.
Here’s how it works:
- Returning Your Item: Please ensure that your product is in the same condition as when you received it and undamaged. Then, simply return it within 30 days of your purchase.
- Inspection & Refund: Once we receive your return, our team will inspect the item and process your refund. The refund will be credited to the original payment method used. For credit card payments, it may take 5 to 10 business days to appear on your statement.
Important notes for your Mission Log:
- If the product is damaged or if it’s been more than 30 days since your purchase, we won’t be able to offer a refund.
- Please note that special orders, such as the Replica Apollo Suit, cannot be canceled once ordered.
- Art Prints, Astronaut Suits, and Models are also non-cancelable once shipped.
We're here to help if you have any questions or need assistance with your return. Your satisfaction is our priority!